Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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