Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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