First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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