i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
where does the pee come out of this thing
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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