In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have demons in me.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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