I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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