We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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