The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just want nice things and good sex
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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