I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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