i permit you to call me
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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