He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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