Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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