If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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