sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
