I don't think brook has ever known best
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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