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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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