i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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