I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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