I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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