you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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