Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i believe in u and ur pee
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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