so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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