Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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