Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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