The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm at about main and main street
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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