The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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