Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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