I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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