READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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