he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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