Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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