Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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