i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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