Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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