No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
tell me about the fingering
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