My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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