In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.