I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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