Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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