i think i have herpe
just one?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Randomize
