Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Can Purell be used as lube?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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