We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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