Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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