so explain again why im purple
no
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i will never coherently bang her
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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