i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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