babies were throwing up all over the place
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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