don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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