This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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