There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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