I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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