toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Little spoons don't ask big questions
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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