Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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