I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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