Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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